We broke up because...

jbuzzed

The only carbs she had were wine.

jbuzzed

Knowing how I couldn't resist eggs benedict made it all the time so I'd get fat

Nograce80

She couldn't handle that I needed a little more junk in the trunk!

jbuzzed

We couldn't ride bicycles together for fearing she'd break bones.

henshemi

jsummd wrote: »

We couldn't ride bicycles together for fearing she'd break bones.

Cause she couldn't take the heat when my team was beating hers

jbuzzed

I discovered he was a Leafs fan

Nograce80

She knew me too well, the mystery was gone!

jbuzzed

Told me that I wasn't exciting enough

Thisnameischosen

I wasn't good enough for her. Sob

KD454

She bit me

Nograce80

He had the same name as my brother

JSurita3

She had a thing for her brother...weird.

Salty_Sauce

She wanted a younger man

JSurita3

Had no clue what my age was

jbuzzed

I kept wanting to wear her clothes and she wouldn't share

Nograce80

She wouldn't tell me her age, I knew it was some where in the 100s

henshemi

jsummd wrote: »

I kept wanting to wear her clothes and she wouldn't share

She wouldn't take her clothes off lol

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henshemi

Prune_Juice wrote: »

We were supposed to be a team at the club but he kept **** blocking me!!

Lmao!!! lol....never bro, never!!

jbuzzed

He ran off with @Prune_Juice

Nograce80

She made me drink prune juice thrice daily!

jbuzzed

She got whole weeks off by herself and I became angry with jealousy

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Nograce80

He didn't like our open relationship!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She would pawn me off on others! (For a fee!!!)

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Nograce80

He tried to steal my lady

jbuzzed

I wasn't redheaded enough for her

synchkat

I cheered for the Argos