We broke up because...
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The only carbs she had were wine.0
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Knowing how I couldn't resist eggs benedict made it all the time so I'd get fat0
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She couldn't handle that I needed a little more junk in the trunk!0
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We couldn't ride bicycles together for fearing she'd break bones.0
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I discovered he was a Leafs fan
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She knew me too well, the mystery was gone!0
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Told me that I wasn't exciting enough0
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I wasn't good enough for her. Sob
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She bit me0
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He had the same name as my brother0
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She had a thing for her brother...weird.0
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She wanted a younger man0
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Had no clue what my age was0
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I kept wanting to wear her clothes and she wouldn't share0
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She wouldn't tell me her age, I knew it was some where in the 100s0
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Prune_Juice wrote: »We were supposed to be a team at the club but he kept **** blocking me!!
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He ran off with @Prune_Juice0
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She made me drink prune juice thrice daily!0
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She got whole weeks off by herself and I became angry with jealousy0
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He didn't like our open relationship!0
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She would pawn me off on others! (For a fee!!!)
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He tried to steal my lady0
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I wasn't redheaded enough for her0
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I cheered for the Argos0
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