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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She had forgotten that Anthony Hopkins said "Everything in the world was attracted to Gold" and I believe what ever Anthony Hopkins has to say!
  • dbomb76
    dbomb76 Posts: 171 Member
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    Was spending to much time stalking Anthony Hopkins.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He thought stalking was silly
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited June 2015
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    She had too many Orders of Protection against her!
  • dbomb76
    dbomb76 Posts: 171 Member
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    She kept "forgetting" the safety word
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    He fell in love with a stripper
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    dbomb76 wrote: »
    She kept "forgetting" the safety word
    "Marry me" is NOT a safe word! -- wasn't gonna hang in that environment
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was always "hanging" in the wrong environments! :open_mouth:
  • dbomb76
    dbomb76 Posts: 171 Member
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    For the millionth time the safety word is cinnamon! Which coincidentally was the name of the stripper I fell in love with.

    "Enabled" my "overuse" of "quotation marks"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He has a Stripper that he Loves who I new nothing about! :rage:
  • dbomb76
    dbomb76 Posts: 171 Member
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    Her stage name was Cinnamon and didn't know how much I loved her even though I draw little hearts on all those dollars.
  • SweetnSassyLady
    SweetnSassyLady Posts: 355 Member
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    He had a thing for Cinnamon he said so I bought Buns and Red Hots but all he did was sit there and draw on $1 all day.....
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    he was clueless
  • dbomb76
    dbomb76 Posts: 171 Member
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    She wore makeup even when we played tennis.
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    dbomb76 wrote: »
    She wore makeup even when we played tennis.

    He cheated on me with a stripper!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was all hung up on her last cheating Lover!
  • dbomb76
    dbomb76 Posts: 171 Member
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    She slept with my ex.
  • SweetnSassyLady
    SweetnSassyLady Posts: 355 Member
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    He never took off his sunglasses
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He didnt understand the concept of a "Sleepover" where we actually sleep!
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    she wouldn't stay on her side of the bed. she was always sleeping over me.

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