We broke up because...

justin_1434

She made all my whites pink!!

srv524

Couldn't get over the fact that I enjoyed pink underwear

Kvm11628

Kept stealing all my pink underwear.

g44219

she came home without underwear on

Kvm11628

He read that move all wrong.

srv524

She couldn't understand simple comments

Kvm11628

He was too simple for me.

srv524

She couldn't even understand me

g44219

we weren't compatible

srv524

Only wanted to work out 3x a day

Kvm11628

He just didn't try hard enough.

LiftingRiot

She was never happy and thought everyone should try harder

srv524

Didn't use enough cowbell

jimmckenna68

She accused me of being too trying!!

Kvm11628

Wasn't good with a cowbell.

srv524

Copied my ideas

g44219

always took credit for everything

jbuzzed

Always took my credit cards and maxed them out

Kvm11628

He was always keeping score.

jbuzzed

Always called me a "he"

Kvm11628

Forgot that sometimes a time delay could disrupt conversation.

JeffreyMGiron

didnt like my passion for soccer

LiftingRiot

There were too many awkward silences

jbuzzed

When another team won the Stanley Cup he had nothing to talk about anymore

g44219

we hated each other's hockey team

Kvm11628

Felt like he needed to clarify everything.

g44219

I fell asleep for 2 hours. woke up to 9 missed calls, 10 text messages, facebook break up memes and her ringtone changed to "all the single ladies"

Darklords

always had excuses for everything

srv524

Was too damn healthy for me

Darklords

couldn't keep his hands out of the junk food