We broke up because...

g44219

she came home with lipstick on HER neck!

Darklords

he thought the shade would look good on him

JeffreyMGiron

didnt like the hand prints i left on her waist

jbuzzed

His hands were always dirty

Darklords

caught him wearing my underwear

JeffreyMGiron

didnt appreciate the spontaneous sex sessions

g44219

at my mom's thanksgiving is not spontaneous! that's crazy

Darklords

couldn't handle public affection

g44219

she was a little too affectionate in public! we got arrested

jbuzzed

I found out he had a criminal record

Wonderwomanvik

She fell in love with my brother!

g44219

she called me a cholo!

Darklords

always wanted to camp with alligators

HostageCat

would rather workout then come to the stable with me

Darklords

always hated when I went to the gym

g44219

oh it wasn't gym...it was Jim

jbuzzed

He had no balance

g44219

thought it was funny to push me down

slimgirljo15

Had a rash on his junk..he wasn't touching me with that thing ewwww

Darklords

always so particular about what was touching her

jimmckenna68

Always so peculiar about who was touching her where

slimgirljo15

He ran off with the neighbour...his wife was really upset

jimmckenna68

But he looked good in heels

slimgirljo15

Said my attitude sucked

Kvm11628

She always gave me attitude.

jimmckenna68

She wasn't punished enough

slimgirljo15

Left too many bruises ..ouch

MzIrish

She missed our pub crawl date too many times

jimmckenna68

Was too drunk to see that she was actually on the pub crawl with you

Kvm11628

Had crawly things all over him.