We broke up because...
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Thought I was I mean.0
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she paddled to rough0
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Couldn't handle me0
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too easy to handle0
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She used my hair like a handle
wait...come back!!0 -
I cheated... With his ex0
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Her moral compass was just way too off.0
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DNA test revealed we were to closely related0
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He found out he was NOT the father...0
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her insistence that I call her Mommy was a little un-nerving..
..as was the diaper0 -
He didn't like me calling him "daddy" wtf0
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she wanted a sugardaddy
I was a gold - digger
2 brokeazz people0 -
He made too much money0
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There was too heavy a focus on money.0
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She ate all my money0
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He ate all my Lucky Charms.0
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She swallowed...0
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She didn't swallow...0
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He wasn't grateful for what he got.0
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Expected gratitude for passionate encounters0
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Couldn't keep up with my need for passionate encounters.0
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Took me for granted0
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He never looked me in the eyes.0
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She had 4 eyes to look at0
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He didn't appreciate that that was all the better to see him.0
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He didn't like how I shifted. We just weren't compatible.0
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You ate the last of my ice cream.0
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Ran away with the Uruk Hai0
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