We broke up because...

Kvm11628

He just couldn't keep up with me.

srv524

Tied me to the bed, put my ankles against a wooden board and smashed a hammer against them to prevent me from keeping up with her

RunTimer

he had a Kathy bates fetish

jimmckenna68

kimvmajor wrote: »

He just couldn't keep up with me.

I could keep up, but she always wanted to be the first "there"

RunTimer

found out I wasn't her first

Kvm11628

Had a weird condition that sometimes made him look like Kathy Bates. Freaked me out when I woke up to him like that.

RunTimer

I woke up and caught her staring at me...every morning!

burning2much

She kept hiding my clothes

cassidel

He didnt believe in Jesus

Kvm11628

Kept screaming JESUS! too often when we got frisky. It got a little awkward.

RunTimer

she wore too many clothes (it was like unwrapping King Tut)

srv524

He kept running out into the street naked screaming "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!?!?"

RunTimer

he objected to my WINDMILLING

Kvm11628

He liked a little too much drama for my taste.

RunTimer

she tasted funny

_whatsherface

Didn't like mexican food!

slimgirljo15

Mexican food didn't agree with her...gasssss

RunTimer

She kept pulling the old Dutch Oven trick

KJfromCali

He kept his underwear in the oven.

RunTimer

she wore her underwear over her clothes

Wonderwomanvik

He wore my underwear...

KJfromCali

He looked better in pantyhose.

slimgirljo15

She disappeared one day with all our furniture..I guess it was over

Wonderwomanvik

She didn't have any furniture

Elvirka_xoxo

The pillow fights were getting out of control

Kvm11628

Was bad at pillow talk.

slimgirljo15

Couldn't talk..she put the pillow over my face

Kvm11628

She didn't appreciate my quirky ways.

RunTimer

She had weird diet ideas

Kvm11628

He didn't appreciate my dedication.