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  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    I didn't mind the sman
    Alpha_414 wrote: »
    She wouldn't let me spank her

    king it was when he brought out the paddle
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    She wouldn't ever cry in front of me.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
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    He cried too much in front of me, it was simply depressing!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I wasn't allowed to show any emotion....If I cried he would mock me.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    She had a poker face all the time, it was awkward in bed.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
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    I already explained this, I wasn't mocking you.. I was mocking that stray strand of hair that fell down the center of your forhead. le sigh.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I was tired of trying to be perfect for him.
  • Alpha_414
    Alpha_414 Posts: 105 Member
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    We never did, come to bed sweetheart!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He wanted to stay in bed all day, we both lost our jobs and our house, now he's my pimp! :o
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Has a pimp.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
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    she fell in love with...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Never knew quite what he was saying.
  • Alpha_414
    Alpha_414 Posts: 105 Member
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    She forgot I've got my own small businesses generating passive income, she always had a fantasy to be an escort.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He thought I lived in a fantasy world.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
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    She thought my collection of pet rocks was silly. They have feelings too you know!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He watched Fraggle rock every night before bed, he loved it, it gave me nightmares.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
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    She kept kicking me and lashing out in her sleep, I simply assumed that she subconsciously hated me.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Had bad dreams and thought they were real.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He peed the bed instead of getting out because he thought a large gorilla was going to attack him if he flushed the toilet. I date some crazies.
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
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    Too clingy, changed all of her passwords to her first name and my last.

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