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He wanted others to join!0
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I didn't mind others just not into a menagerie of midgets0
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I'm 4'11, 2" over a Little Person yet he calls me that every day!!0
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couldn't own his power - pity0
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Was always trying to intimidate me!0
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I had to act intimidating, she was always chasing me around with a baseball bat0
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darling you've come to the right place :-)
saw everything in black and white0 -
He gave me an electric toothbrush for Christmas0
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I'm not saying what she used the electric toothbrush for but it kept me up at night0
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She hid my batteries!
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She was going through too many batteries.0
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Wouldn't come with me into the light0
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I am more of a black and white person. Too many shades and gray area.0
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wouldn't stop flexing to other woman0
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left me to pursue a career with the traveling circus0
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Gingers don't have souls0
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doesn't do his own laundry0
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Told me I needed to wash my mouth out with soap0
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lol good thing im not a ginger im an auburn burgundy lol but bc he wouldn't stop acting like seth rogan0
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I am open and like to experiment, buuuuut....
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^^^^^ OMG I needed to laugh
was always trying to get me to make farm animal noises in bed - strange!0 -
OMFG to the horse thing lol is that you and always not wanting to do anything but lay there in the bed0
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Didn't break up. He dealt with creepy things too well.0
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Wanted me to dress like Elvira0
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She wanted to dress like Elvira0
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I got tired of the same old dates all the time0
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Risqué to him was changing rooms0
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Chuck e Cheese? Really?0
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I couldn't bear the thought of him as a mouse0
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