We broke up because...

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

He changed into a werewolf every full moon

RunHardBeStrong · February 2016

He thought he was a wolf and I couldn't take him howling at the moon at midnight anymore

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Way too hairy. Everywhere.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

She howled like a a sailor cusses

RunHardBeStrong · February 2016

She blew all of our money on beanie babies so I couldn't aford to wax

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Was mad all of the time

RunHardBeStrong · February 2016

He couldn't make me howl in bed

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

He took the blame even when it wasn't his fault

qxana1969 · February 2016

only wanted to get busy in elevators and stairwells

RunHardBeStrong · February 2016

138shades wrote: »

alypri wrote: »

He couldn't make me howl in bed

who uses the bed????????

HAHAHA! Well sometimes it gets used

he never wanted me to wear anything

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

She was too slow on the draw

qxana1969 · February 2016

138shades wrote: »

Stop wearing dresses to make it easier.

you required easy access at ALL times lol

MaggieAustin15 · February 2016

He was always taking selfies

Sniper_Chick · February 2016

didn't appreciate my photogenic nature

qxana1969 · February 2016

was always looking for opportunities to photo bomb

Sniper_Chick · February 2016

didn't care to explore the creative side

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Wouldn't leave anything personal of his with me. Felt like he was hiding something.

Sniper_Chick · February 2016

always snooping thru my stuff

MaggieAustin15 · February 2016

Always acting like she was hiding something

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Wanted to play hide and seek - but never came back to find me

MaggieAustin15 · February 2016

hahaha I would so do that lol

bc she was always wanting to play childish games when I had no time

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Took her toys and stomped home

MaggieAustin15 · February 2016

Sucked her thumb non stop

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Sucked someone else's thumb. Or was it?

MaggieAustin15 · February 2016

LMAO always talked about another girl

Timshel_ · February 2016

She said kept calling me Daddy, and not in the fun bedroom way.

qxana1969 · February 2016

wasn't satisfied sharing me with 3 girls, she wanted to add 3 guys too

Kvm11628 · February 2016

He accused me of wanting a Sugar Daddy

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

She was addicted to sugar daddy.... Candy

qxana1969 · February 2016

would only express his sentiments with candy hearts

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