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We broke up because...
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Playah playah0
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I don't even hate0
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She'd never hate0
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She kept stealing all my liquor and never replenishing it0
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He kept his Ex inebriated just so she'll make Booty calls to him!0
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She never wore pants0
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She always wanted to wear the pants in the Family0
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She figured out my plan with my ex0
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He was always making plans with his Ex and I was left at home with our ten children!
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She told me her tubes were tied after our 5th child and convinced me it was divine intervention that our 5 other children were born.0
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He figured out that the five youngest resembled the Pool Boy a little bit!0
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Stoopid..believed everything
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Her inability to spell correctly0
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Tried to be my Teacher even though he knew nothin!!!0
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I had to dumb my language down for him to understand..
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She called me a Dumb Man!0
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I woke up one morning and realized........... she can't mow a lawn to save her damn life.
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I wouldn't landscape
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Way too much bush0
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She wouldn't leave the Bush!0
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She had bush envy0
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Couldn't cook0
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Never took me on the boat0
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Took to many selfies0
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Was afraid of the camera0
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Caught porking the neighbour ..0
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He dumped me
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She refused to alter her schedule to include time for me.0
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