We broke up because...
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all she ever wanted to do was talk.. all talk no action0
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She acted like a baby during role play.0
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wanted me to change her diapers - for realz?!0
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Got everything backwards... They were her diapers she forced me to wear... I couldn't sub0
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Left me hog tied on a deserted "couples retreat" island with an apple in my mouth0
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Didnt Like Attending Hawaiian Luaus!0
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kept trying to sneak peeks up the dancers grass skirts - nice way to start a honeymoon0
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I ran off with him!
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Gave me the wrong lei/lay0
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Dead lay0
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Tried to smother me in my sleep! Weird Fetish!
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she always made that farting sound when squeezing a bottle of ketchup. I couldn't take it anymore.0
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Kept telling me to keep SILENT!!!0
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Motor mouth
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Kept talking dirty to me and made me blush!
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her breast milk went sour0
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drank all my protein shakes0
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He couldn't be himself around me0
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Protein farts ewww he stunk0
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didnt like protein farts0
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@slimjoe2015
I beg your pardon? lol0 -
Loved to play dutch oven..not funny
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didnt like spongebob0
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Did like watching ..adult stuff0
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She was too good to me0
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She just couldn't keep her clothes on in public0
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Kept stripping me in public0
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He didn't like the fact that I have a guy bff0
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She kept asking me to strip her in public0
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He eventually became boring0
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