We broke up because...

cmDaffy

Kept putting on my silk stockings and garter belt

Kvm11628

Not enough manscaping

slimgirljo15

He didn't like the cut I gave him

Wonderwomanvik

She tried to cut me...

Timshel_

Kept losing her plane.

Wonderwomanvik

He wouldn't buy me a trip to Paris for our anniversary

Kvm11628

Needed extravagance

finny11122

She said i was a libertine and was only using her . So not true.

Kvm11628

My mistake. I totally misread him. (not really, never thought that)

cmDaffy

She really couldn't read! LMAO!!!

slimgirljo15

Read was all she did...no interest in anything else

lizlemon4

he had unusualy big nipples that he liked to show off.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found the tassels and nipple clamps that she said she left with her ex in her cosmetic bag!

slimgirljo15

Wore her tassels to the supermarket..asked the men to watch her spin like helicopter blades

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was jealous that she didn't have that skill!

slimgirljo15

Thought everyone was jealous of her ..sheeesh..

slimgirljo15

Went to jail for supply

Wonderwomanvik

She refused to supply me with food

piggysmalls333

She wouldn't allow vegetable foreplay

slimgirljo15

piggysmalls333 wrote: »

She wouldn't allow vegetable foreplay

Lied ..she got nervous when I brought home eggplants

Kvm11628

Painted every wall in our house purple

JeffreyMGiron

she kept trying to dance battle me

Kvm11628

He didn't like losing to me

_fitness4life_

Didn't want to but I had to go into witness protection and they said j could bring her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I lost her at the mall!

ClubSilencio

saw someone better at her family reunion.

piggysmalls333

When I tried to cuddle, his abs cut me in the face

Wonderwomanvik

She kept breaking wind every time we cuddled

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always singing Windy at night

Mountainbum777

Saw someone better at her high school reunion.