We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He said that I got around!

fruskies

she got around...

slimgirljo15

4" nuff said

V_Keto_V

Got into an argument involving coffee

slimgirljo15

He forgot the safe word and I broke him...

Mrj183

She wanted a safe word

Kvm11628

His safe word made me laugh and it wrecked the mood. Snickerdoodle? Really?

slimgirljo15

Her pet name for my private parts was ..snickerdoodle..so embarrassed

Kvm11628

Couldn't understand my sweet side.

slimgirljo15

138shades wrote: »

Godiva Chocolate was the only sweet side I brought to the table.

Nope Im not letting him break up with me..Im going to make him happy dammit..

pichiPurinsesu

she ran off with someone else haha

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pichiPurinsesu

he kept using up all the hair dye...

slimgirljo15

Curtains didnt match the drapes ..

rxguy9

She stole.my hair

pichiPurinsesu

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Curtains didnt match the drapes ..

lol! i could give a response to that but i'm not going to


@rxguy9 was too happy all the time

slimgirljo15

pichiPurinsesu wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Curtains didnt match the drapes ..

lol! i could give a response to that but i'm not going to


@rxguy9 was too happy all the time

Lol..she had shag pile ..I liked hardwood floors ..

pichiPurinsesu

she made assumptions on things she hadn't seen

Kvm11628

He had s wooden heart

slimgirljo15

^^ so did he ..

slimgirljo15

He had tin pants ..like a chastity belt...he never put out

Kvm11628

Tried to belt me!

slimgirljo15

Was a mama's boy..sook

47Jacqueline

Hated my hats

slimgirljo15

Will say it again..he is at this moment tied to my bed ...we DID NOT..break up

Wonderwomanvik

He was always missing in action.

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qxana1969

decided to follow the last remaining members of The Dead

gcibsthom

Was always wearing my underwear

Wonderwomanvik

He still wore underoos