We broke up because...
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cuz = talked too much0
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didn't talk enough0
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Too much talk, not enough action0
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She was too much for me to handle...0
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He didn't have enough to handle0
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Wanted to be exclusive after 1 day0
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Geez. Tough crowd. You're the second woman to accuse me of that on here today.
She was too critical...0 -
Kept forgetting the point of the game. Sigh.0
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couldn't handle criticism0
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We were too perfect , people thought we were gay hahaha0
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His ego was too big too handle0
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My ego wasn't the only thing that was too big for her...
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His delusions were ginormous0
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If "delusions" is a euphemism for "ballz", then yes. LOL
Because it was never enough for her...0 -
Nope didn't break up..tied to my bed at this very moment ..
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Because she lost the keys to the handcuffs...0
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He couldn't keep track of anything. Very disorganized.0
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Because her OCD was aggravating my ADHD.0
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Errmmm that rash on his schlong..ewww I wasn't touching that..0
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she touched it...caught it.. gave it to me
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Because she gave my herpes then just wouldn't deal...0
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Was full of sh1t..he admitted it 0
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The profanity was too much for my puritan ears0
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She was too much of a prude...0
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Was too vanilla in the bedroom0
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Always running around in public nude and getting arrested0
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Kept calling the cops on me0
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She couldn't handle my Naturalist upbringing0
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Naturalist upbringing = no deodorant0
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Needed a whipper snipper to cut the bush ..0
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