We broke up because...

VikMcAnik

cuz = talked too much

g44219

didn't talk enough

Kvm11628

Too much talk, not enough action

VikMcAnik

She was too much for me to handle...

Kvm11628

He didn't have enough to handle

finny11122

Wanted to be exclusive after 1 day

VikMcAnik

Geez. Tough crowd. You're the second woman to accuse me of that on here today.



She was too critical...

Kvm11628

Kept forgetting the point of the game. Sigh.

g44219

couldn't handle criticism

finny11122

We were too perfect , people thought we were gay hahaha

Kvm11628

His ego was too big too handle

VikMcAnik

My ego wasn't the only thing that was too big for her...

Kvm11628

His delusions were ginormous

VikMcAnik

If "delusions" is a euphemism for "ballz", then yes. LOL

Because it was never enough for her...

slimgirljo15

Nope didn't break up..tied to my bed at this very moment ..

VikMcAnik

Because she lost the keys to the handcuffs...

Kvm11628

He couldn't keep track of anything. Very disorganized.

VikMcAnik

Because her OCD was aggravating my ADHD.

slimgirljo15

Errmmm that rash on his schlong..ewww I wasn't touching that..

g44219

she touched it...caught it.. gave it to me

VikMcAnik

Because she gave my herpes then just wouldn't deal...

slimgirljo15

Was full of sh1t..he admitted it

Kvm11628

The profanity was too much for my puritan ears

VikMcAnik

She was too much of a prude...

slimgirljo15

Was too vanilla in the bedroom

Sniper_Chick

Always running around in public nude and getting arrested

slimgirljo15

Kept calling the cops on me

VikMcAnik

She couldn't handle my Naturalist upbringing

Kvm11628

Naturalist upbringing = no deodorant

slimgirljo15

Needed a whipper snipper to cut the bush ..