We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We broke up because...
Replies
-
Expected me to always be his mechanic!0
-
she poured sugar in my gas tank
0 -
He always wanted to pour sugar on me0
-
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Expected me to always come over and wash his dishes !
That's because you had all your friends over for your Tupperware parties0 -
-
Hung out in the Hood!0
-
Once she went to the hood she never came back0
-
I fell asleep for two hours woke up to 20 texts 5 missed calls and changed her ring tone to single ladies0
-
Wouldn't let me slap him around lmao0
-
got a crazy look in her eye when she picked up a riding crop0
-
He was always riding his bike wearing a crop top!0
-
Didn't want to go for a ride.0
-
Always made me ride *itch. Sometimes I wanted to drive.0
-
Was always insisting on driving - control freak0
-
Couldn't drive it home.0
-
her meatloaf was dry0
-
He was part of some silent club.??0
-
She talked all.the.time. Sometimes I wanted silence.0
-
She didn't like my chatty personality0
-
My ears bled she talked so much0
-
she broke my nose0
-
Wouldn't accept responsibility for running into my hand multiple times0
-
LMAOOOO ^
didn't like being slapped 
0 -
Was a crappy tipper 0
-
Never washed the dishes. Or vacuumed. Or did laundry.0
-
Wouldn't let me hire a maid.0
-
Called me an old maid0
-
Didn't wanna grow old with me.0
-
Always wore a beret when we're out. Tacky.0
-
Kept trying to change my style choices0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.4K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.7K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 393 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 934 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions