We broke up because...
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Expected me to always be his mechanic!0
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she poured sugar in my gas tank
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He always wanted to pour sugar on me0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Expected me to always come over and wash his dishes !
That's because you had all your friends over for your Tupperware parties0 -
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Hung out in the Hood!0
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Once she went to the hood she never came back0
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I fell asleep for two hours woke up to 20 texts 5 missed calls and changed her ring tone to single ladies0
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Wouldn't let me slap him around lmao0
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got a crazy look in her eye when she picked up a riding crop0
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He was always riding his bike wearing a crop top!0
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Didn't want to go for a ride.0
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Always made me ride *itch. Sometimes I wanted to drive.0
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Was always insisting on driving - control freak0
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Couldn't drive it home.0
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her meatloaf was dry0
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He was part of some silent club.??0
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She talked all.the.time. Sometimes I wanted silence.0
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She didn't like my chatty personality0
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My ears bled she talked so much0
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she broke my nose0
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Wouldn't accept responsibility for running into my hand multiple times0
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LMAOOOO ^
didn't like being slapped 
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Was a crappy tipper 0
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Never washed the dishes. Or vacuumed. Or did laundry.0
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Wouldn't let me hire a maid.0
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Called me an old maid0
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Didn't wanna grow old with me.0
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Always wore a beret when we're out. Tacky.0
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Kept trying to change my style choices0
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