We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Expected me to always be his mechanic!

g44219

she poured sugar in my gas tank

cmDaffy

He always wanted to pour sugar on me

Michaelg235

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Expected me to always come over and wash his dishes !

That's because you had all your friends over for your Tupperware parties

Michaelg235

VikMcAnik wrote: »

Just one piston and two ball bearings...

Would not give his hoodie what I was cold

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hung out in the Hood!

RunHardBeStrong

Once she went to the hood she never came back

g44219

I fell asleep for two hours woke up to 20 texts 5 missed calls and changed her ring tone to single ladies

ladymuaythai

Wouldn't let me slap him around lmao

g44219

got a crazy look in her eye when she picked up a riding crop

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always riding his bike wearing a crop top!

nitroalley

Didn't want to go for a ride.

RunHardBeStrong

Always made me ride *itch. Sometimes I wanted to drive.

striderb

Was always insisting on driving - control freak

Wonderwomanvik

Couldn't drive it home.

ClubSilencio

her meatloaf was dry

Just_J_Now

He was part of some silent club.??

Kvm11628

She talked all.the.time. Sometimes I wanted silence.

Just_J_Now

She didn't like my chatty personality

slimgirljo15

My ears bled she talked so much

nitroalley

she broke my nose

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't accept responsibility for running into my hand multiple times

ladymuaythai

LMAOOOO ^ didn't like being slapped

nitroalley

Was a crappy tipper

Kvm11628

Never washed the dishes. Or vacuumed. Or did laundry.

VikMcAnik

Wouldn't let me hire a maid.

Kvm11628

Called me an old maid

VikMcAnik

Didn't wanna grow old with me.

Kvm11628

Always wore a beret when we're out. Tacky.

VikMcAnik

Kept trying to change my style choices