We broke up because...
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Wouldn't let me wear his sunglasses at night0
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Would only listen to Corey Hart0
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Stole my Corey hart album0
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His favorite band was Milli Vanilli0
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She was too vanilla0
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Made me give back my Grammy0
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He gave away my heart. Sniff.0
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She left for an organ donor0
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She said "What's love got to do with it?"0
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Hated when I sang to him
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Was shrill as a banshee0
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she could lift more then i could0
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Wanted me to change my name to Siouxsee0
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She threw my xbox in the garbage0
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was a peeping tom0
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Left me for a guy named Tom0
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Thought Peeps were the best Easter candy. Cadbury Mini Eggs were truly the best.0
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Didn't approve of my low carb lifestyle0
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put Cadbury eggs in everything she cooked0
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Thought Cadbury eggs were a good source of protein0
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Kept trying to force protein down my throat0
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Oh no you didn't!0
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Wore too many layers0
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Didn't appreciate Canadian winters and the dangers of frost bite
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We'd did?? First I knew ..
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She kept saying she was bloated and not tonight0
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His bloated ego was too much to handle.0
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Don't Bogart my Bacon0
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LOVED SUMMER but it was too hot for me lol0
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She was out of my league0
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