We broke up because...
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What a man what a man what a mighty fine man!
He made me sing that to him every morning!0 -
She wouldn't sing for me0
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She wants told me I sounded like a hyena when I was singing in the shower
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Told me I made her ears bleed0
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Always felt the need to sing during sexy time0
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Didn't like my craziness0 -
He kept spanking me!musclegood_fatbad wrote: »Always felt the need to sing during sexy time
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Wouldn't give me but 3 min if sexy time0
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Hated spankings0
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Made me call him daddy!
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Said he liked spankings but never proved it0
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I needed to prove my love. I was tired of tests.0
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She failed the test0
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The test was given in a different language0
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Couldn't understand, did all wrong0
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She didn't understand English0
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Wouldn't communicate in body language.0
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Every time I did he asked me if I was having a seizure0
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Didn't like my craziness0
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She enjoyed setting fires a little too much0
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Refused to let me borrow her glasses0
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Turned me in for Arson0
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Didn't like my jokes0
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Her crude jokes were frowned upon at church services0
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Tried to get busy in church. Have some respect, woman!0
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Always trying to tell me what to do!0
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Too combative and stubborn.0
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I don't like to be controlled0
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Wouldn't play sub0
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I found out she had a joystick!
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