We broke up because...

slinkybinkydog

Couldn't take my girly movies

jgkoutr

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »

Said I was cheating when I threw it overhand.

It is cheating and no one likes a cheater

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Kvm11628

She had no moves

jgkoutr

Thought I was making a move when I smiled

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She smiled throughout funerals

g44219

caught her in the dug out doing... well doing things not softball related

jgkoutr

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »

She smiled throughout funerals

True but u kept pinching my ____

Kvm11628

Ted me she could punch an inch on me. Rude.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

jgkoutr wrote: »

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »

She smiled throughout funerals

True but u kept pinching my ____

Always kept me guessing.

g44219

wanted me to read his mind

Kvm11628

He read my mind too well. Freaky.

jgkoutr

I read his mind...oh my

g44219

she was using some kind of jedi mind trick on me! it was freaky

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Said he felt a "disturbance in the force" every time he had to poop.

Kvm11628

Kept trying to do the Vulcan death grip on me. Not sexy.

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KrystinaMTL

He called his *member* Yoda

jgkoutr

Spock fingers had to poke every bite of food before I was allowed to eat

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was using the spock fingers wrong.

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slinkybinkydog

He was to cute

Kvm11628

Never gave me enough os

jgkoutr

I made the mistake of tickling her in her nono spot

Kvm11628

It was always no no no with her. She was never in the mood.

jgkoutr

She wanted it aaallll. The time it got exhausting

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Lack of stamina. I needed to be doing stuff!

jgkoutr

You were always doing stuff..like playing w ur train collection

Kvm11628

Kept calling me Thomas the Tank Engine

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wouldn't be my little engine that could.