We broke up because...

jgkoutr · June 2016

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »

Dissed my flow so she had to go.

Haha ok I take it back ...can I stay I'll b on track

Kvm11628 · June 2016

Used an 8 Track player

nitroalley · June 2016

She was such a player

slinkybinkydog · June 2016

He thought I was to confusing

jgkoutr · June 2016

She confused me w my sister

SliverBulletsUK · June 2016

She got upset when I invited in her sister

jgkoutr · June 2016

He bit the bullet and got my sister an engagement ring

Kvm11628 · June 2016

She got knocked up by my brother

SliverBulletsUK · June 2016

I gave it to her sister.

Kvm11628 · June 2016

Gave me crabs

SliverBulletsUK · June 2016

Turns out she didn't like seafood

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SliverBulletsUK · June 2016

She was jealous of my navy friends

SliverBulletsUK · June 2016

Kvm11628 wrote: »

Gave me crabs

I had to go to extreme lengths to get her to shave

Unknown · June 2016

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Arathels · June 2016

She kept poking me with a stick when I was trying to sleep

Unknown · June 2016

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jgkoutr · June 2016

That wasn't a stick

Wouldn't stay up and snuggle w me

SliverBulletsUK · June 2016

Complained that I was always up

cmDaffy · June 2016

He wanted to be "up" with the other boys....

SliverBulletsUK · June 2016

She didn't like me working on planes

jgkoutr · June 2016

Wouldn't work on me

Unknown · June 2016

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SliverBulletsUK · June 2016

Cut myself on some rusty bits

Unknown · June 2016

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jgkoutr · June 2016

She wouldn't cut crust off my bread

Unknown · June 2016

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jgkoutr · June 2016

She never could appreciate meal time the way it should be...I told ya I'd feed u to w my Spock fingers

Jess89000 · June 2016

She always wanted to feed me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · June 2016

We became distant and she had other entertainment!

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