We broke up because...
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Just couldn't finish.
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Hit me with a telephone
Thought he was Johnny Depp0 -
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He made them legit wrestling moves. A real shame.0 -
Didn't like me unwashed, drunk and talking like a pirate0
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He knew me just a little too well, matey.0
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No, I bathe.1
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Never let me braid her hair0
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Told her that part of me wasn't to be braided0
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Dang it ...it'd b cute0
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Wasnt spontaneous and strange like me0
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Her van had "Candy and naps" painted on the side of it.0
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Swore like a sailor0
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She had a dirty mouth....... never brushed her teeth0
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Always had spinach stuck in her teeth0
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She didn't like my mouthwash0
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Vodka isn't mouth wash..
Wouldn't stop drinking0 -
Said his mouthwash was "special." It was a trick0
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Caught me refilling the mouthwash
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Didn't too much time refilling the mouthwash without me0
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Her tooth gel was phosporic acid...0
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He always complained0
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Wouldn't duet songs with me0
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Rapping duets don't work
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Dissed my flow so she had to go.0
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