We broke up because...

Kvm11628

He played the hell out of me. And not in a good way.

jgkoutr

She didn't like to play

Just_J_Now

She was too much of a player.

finny11122

Said i was playing more than golf when i went to spain for a long weekend . Innocent golf is all i had and she thought the worst .

FabulousFantasticFifty

Went on a romantic weekend to Spain but I sure wasn't invited!

Kvm11628

Always crashing parties.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was trying to get frisky when I was driving and made me crash into the clown show at a birthday party!

g44219

she was sent to prison for killing clowns with her car!

_smartbroker

I went to a pray the gay away camp. sorry man it wasn't destined

Kvm11628

Way too hung up on religion.

jgkoutr

Hung my panties outside for all the neighborhs to see

finny11122

She changed her panties once a year

williammuney

She made me wash her panties

slinkybinkydog

She said she didn't like that but I knew she did

LiftingRiot

he liked to sniff girls panties

Kvm11628

He sniffed glue

LiftingRiot

Sniffing glue was better than spending time with her

ClubSilencio

I came home from work early one day and caught him doing George Michael karaoke!

slinkybinkydog

He was hot but couldn't handle this!

Kvm11628

She always had a fever

slinkybinkydog

She couldn't handle that heat

LiftingRiot

She didn't know how to cook

Just_J_Now

He never wanted to eat out

jgkoutr

She'd stare at me while I'd eat

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She was a transformer. Robot in disguise!

jgkoutr

He liked sexy time w robots

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Our parts were incompatible

jgkoutr

His parts malfunctioned all the time

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

All of her software was out of date

jgkoutr

He didn't like my soft parts