We broke up because...
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Her parts were a bit "rusty"0
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Was afraid to go out in the rain0
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Golden showers.0
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Golden showers were my only un-crossable line..0
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She said I was gross
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He couldn't the battery to work0
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She needed a battery in order to work0
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She preferred the batteries.0
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He went to the store for batteries and never came back..0
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She told me she was never in luv w me0
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we dated for a week and said she was in love and expected me to say it too0
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By a week u mean 10 years ...gave up0
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He rang that dang cowbell everytime it was time to change positions0
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Because every comment that she uttered was sexual in nature0
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He never let me hold his stick
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Always holding other dudes wood0
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She almost damaged my stick. Was a little too rough0
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He cried when I got a little rough...such a girl
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roid rage0
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Couldn't handle when I turned the tables on her.0
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Her idea of foreplay included a lot of shiny objects and some kind of ritual
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Chains and hot wax is not a ritual...he never understood my luv of torture0
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She didn't understand what rough means0
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I was too rough with her0
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He got it all wrong0
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She promised she'd never cheat at monopoly ...liar0
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She tried to make me AND THE DOG go gluten-free.
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