We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Her parts were a bit "rusty"

Kvm11628

Was afraid to go out in the rain

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Golden showers.

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

lauranorr wrote: »

gross

slinkybinkydog

lauranorr wrote: »

gross

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »

Golden showers.

Lmbo

RunHardBeStrong

Golden showers were my only un-crossable line..

williammuney

She said I was gross

slinkybinkydog

He couldn't the battery to work

jgkoutr

She needed a battery in order to work

MisterRok

She preferred the batteries.

RunHardBeStrong

He went to the store for batteries and never came back..

jgkoutr

She told me she was never in luv w me

LiftingRiot

we dated for a week and said she was in love and expected me to say it too

jgkoutr

By a week u mean 10 years ...gave up

RunHardBeStrong

He rang that dang cowbell everytime it was time to change positions

LiftingRiot

Because every comment that she uttered was sexual in nature

jgkoutr

He never let me hold his stick

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Always holding other dudes wood

SliverBulletsUK

She almost damaged my stick. Was a little too rough

jgkoutr

He cried when I got a little rough...such a girl

LiftingRiot

roid rage

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Couldn't handle when I turned the tables on her.

SliverBulletsUK

Her idea of foreplay included a lot of shiny objects and some kind of ritual

jgkoutr

Chains and hot wax is not a ritual...he never understood my luv of torture

slinkybinkydog

She didn't understand what rough means

BeefyUk

I was too rough with her

slinkybinkydog

He got it all wrong

jgkoutr

She promised she'd never cheat at monopoly ...liar

ClubSilencio

She tried to make me AND THE DOG go gluten-free.