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too much facial hair. always broke my face out0
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ballcoach_08 wrote: »too much facial hair. always broke my face out
That was your face?0 -
Couldn't hit the mark0
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Always marked on my face when I was sleeping0
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always smelled funny0
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Thought she was sooo funny...her jokes were lame0
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Never wanted to have fun so serious0
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I kept telling her that funerals were no place to break out song & dance!0
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kept pointing her finger at me0
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Wouldn't try new things in the bedroom0
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ugh. New things included barbed wire and nails.0
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was so into ladies she called me she all the time0
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Didn't like my lingerie0
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Which consisted of leaves and twine0
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Her lingerie consisted of granny panties and sports bras0
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Her lingerie collect was so big I never do the my favourite outfit twice ☹️0
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had a problem with youth challenged people0
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Would never let me lick his face
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I let her lick my face but said I couldn't return the compliment0
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she had a cat tongue like sandpaper0
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Wanted to lick all the time embarrassing at church0
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Her church people called me s Heathen!0
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She kept referring to me as the unclean masses.0
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Never let me join in shower1
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Came home and caught her showering the the gardener0
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She was prettier than me!0
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Her dog was prettier than me0
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