We broke up because...

Justpeachy02

Didn't like doggie
Loved kitty's instead

ballcoach_08

always playing with kitties

Justpeachy02

Wanted to join never let me

nowolga

He said his roommate had an autistic son. Turns out his roommate was his grandmother and the autistic son was his brother. True story.

ballcoach_08

always talking about other people. never about us

jgkoutr

He wouldn't let me talk

ballcoach_08

she was always talking with her mouth full

Justpeachy02

She wouldn't take me out to meet her friends

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always hitting on my friends!

Justpeachy02

Always wanted me in just an apron in the kitchen made holidays with family very awkward

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't approve when I wore my French Maid outfit!

nowolga

The French maid outfit was a French's mustard costume.

Justpeachy02

Was embarrassed to be seen with me never let me meet her parents

FabulousFantasticFifty

She freaked out when her Parents invited me over for the weekend without her!

nowolga

Was a better me after stealing my identity

Justpeachy02

She didn't like peaches

2muchfnsugar

Changed my identity into a woman and gave me a new name.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like strawberry

nowolga

he was hiding my peaches

2muchfnsugar

Her peaches were too easy to hide

Justpeachy02

Said my peaches weren't juicy enough

nowolga

He didn't like my peach juice

ballcoach_08

came home smelling like peachys juice

slinkybinkydog

I was the other girl friend that couldn't be handled

slinkybinkydog

I said what Harem they are disappearing on me! I'm to much for them! Come back!

Justpeachy02

Way too many others

slinkybinkydog

She was wrong she was jealous for no reason

jgkoutr

Jealous I couldn't steal her glasses ...

ballcoach_08

she kept taking everyones things

Justpeachy02

He wanted everyone