We broke up because...
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Thought my rod was a paddle0
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Didn't agree with me that SPAM is a super food0
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Thought he had a hot rod but it was a little fart can0
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All he ever wanted was doggy. No variety!0
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Too adventurous!0
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Every day was repetitive and our life had no Excitement!0
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Wanted to explore! Our neighborhood wasn't enough, headed to new territories0
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Wouldn't become a Vagabond with me!0
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Vagabond was not the word. She got around!0
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Punched me when I asked for chocolate0
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she didn't see the punchbuggy coming and I called it.0
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Blamed me for drinking all of his protein shakes0
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Her arms were starting to look like Popeye's0
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Wanted to be bulkier than me0
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Had massive arms and chicken leg0
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gym freak0
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I'll take it back, not breaking up0
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I couldn't handle the shock every time we kissed0
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He loved another..left me destitute
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She left me in the basement for days at a time0
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He snuck in my basement ..I didn't know he was there0
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Snuck? What were those chains all about?0
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Lol..you cuffed yourself ..
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She always steered all discussions to 50 shades0
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When she got out the strap on I broke the chains
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he didn't like kinky games0
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I couldn't tell if she was playing games0
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She thought everything was just a game.0
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