We broke up because...
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she would steal all my lollipops0
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I think he was trying to fatten me up ..always offering me something to suck ...lollypops0
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she was always looking at the calories0
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Was always trying to kiss the Servers at the restaurants we'd go to.0
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He had several servers on the side0
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It was just a rumor, we never broke up1
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She was a Playa0
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Had jealousy issues0
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She got around town0
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She'd never let me out0
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I caught him kissing the fish on lips he caught!0
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He was even jealous of the fish!!!!! WTH!!!!!0
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Something was fishy with the odd hours she kept0
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Had a skeleton hiding in his closet0
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Made fun of my medical profession0
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Uuurrgghh he carried his stethoscope on, even during our sexy time0
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She wouldn't let me feel her thoroughly0
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I think he was fantasizing men, was calling me mister master0
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She Photoshoped her plains0
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Once we were steady he stopped wearing his toupe0
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Always messed up my hair0
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He was spending hours styling his beard!
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She lifted more than ne0
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Was jealous of my beard... I shaved and moved out0
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he didn't have a beard0
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he didn't have a beard0
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he didn't have a beard0
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She had a beard jk0
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She had a beard
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She asked for equal rights, but couldn't grow a beard!0
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