We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She took my requests too literal. When I asked her to hit me she socked me in the jaw! We were playing Blackjack for goodness sake!

FabulousFantasticFifty

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NYactor1

She wouldn't say anything

slinkybinkydog

Talked to much

g44219

she took a vow celibacy

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g44219

Lol She never really tried to know me

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g44219

I always thought we were racing.

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g44219

she wanted me to dress like peter pan

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g44219

she would never let me try on the wings

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alexisslolypop

Had an affair with my lover behind my back?

g44219

she was always licking that damn lolypop

alexisslolypop

He's a diabetic and he had a problem with it

g44219

she hid my insulin from me

alexisslolypop

He didn't follow his specific eating program either

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striderb

Caught her looking in the neighbors window - frequently

Jonesingmucho

Went to the islands for a "business trip" without me

MJFSH

was jealous he wasn't cc'd on those nudes!

Jonesingmucho

He totally overreacted and broke up with me when I borrowed his phone to leave him a little something something that may or may not have accidentally been sent to his entire contact list.

Whoops! She broke up with me because I have serious bad computer lag time.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her HooHa was all over our Friend's Chat pages!

TheRoadDog

Kept trying to handcuff me. Couldn't keep her work out of the bedroom.

MJFSH

delusional!

TheProudDadLife

she would never say spoiler alert

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DSwales11

She was so spoiled