We broke up because...

Carbkiller1970

I caught him bathing with some one else

LVNF04

Illegally caught me bathing. No evidence it didn't happen. .

slimgirljo15

I have video evidence and he and the 3 women were not exactlybathing in that water

michael1976_ca

because she spanked the monkey at the zoo but refused to spank me

LVNF04

Because he was infatuated with being a monkey

SweatsOnSunday

Because he ate all but the green M&Ms. He knows I hate the green ones!

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Separation anxiety - When I separated from my wife, it caused her/him extreme anxiety..

shortgirlsneedlovetoo

Went back to his ex

dpearson1614

We will get back together

FabulousFantasticFifty

He left me for some short girl! ;p

dpearson1614

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He left me for some short girl! ;p

Good one

Linlou125

I was the short girl!

Carbkiller1970

She wasn't short enough for me

Linlou125

She judged me all the time

BreezyPeezy5

She didn't like to hear the truth

Carbkiller1970

I got caught lying a lot

Linlou125

She lied about buying a candy bar. Who does that?!?!

Carbkiller1970

She restricted my calories. Too much. Lol bossy thing

Linlou125

She misunderstood just trying to help for being bossy. lol

Carbkiller1970

Ok fine the truth is I cheated. There I said it. Sorry

FabulousFantasticFifty

Straight from her lips,
She's a cheater!

DasItMan91

Because she was too red

Mackdaddymack

His walls were too white and his glasses matched his shirt.

slimgirljo15

Too picky..I wasn't good enough

JeanieWww

she was tooo good!

hgallagher42

Because she love another

SojournerThirteen

She saw the world as black and white instead of shades of many colors

strwbry74

He wouldn't pick a color...

LVNF04

She told me she love me, I found out she says that to everyone

slimgirljo15

Too needy