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We broke up because...

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  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    Made me stop drinking coffee
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She didn't like the movie scream with Henry Winkler.
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    he liked the movie scream with Henry Winkler.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She was afraid of scary movies.
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    Couldn't spell "wit" :D

    Dang, I did spell the wrong "wit", didn't I? Oh well, crap happens.
    Abhi_131196 wrote: »
    @JeanieWww she is confused... She shouldn't have broken up with me on the first place (kicks rock)

    Awww maybe there's a little hope for ya??
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She stole my cat
  • faysalubit
    faysalubit Posts: 272 Member
    He kill his cat and blame other people :smiley:
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She wanted to wear something that straps on her!
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    He said i was not good enough for him
  • faysalubit
    faysalubit Posts: 272 Member
    She :p r u *kitten* kidding me
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    She didn't like being called she
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She drank all my wine
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    edited May 2017
    he had too much wine and too much whine
  • faysalubit
    faysalubit Posts: 272 Member
    edited May 2017
    She hate dogs
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    He kicked me out because i wore my pajamas to the store. One time! :D
  • faysalubit
    faysalubit Posts: 272 Member
    I don't like her glasses
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    edited May 2017
    Because I actually LIKE dogs, BIG dogs. I use to breed and raise chow chows.
    He just wanted an excuse, so i just let him think what he wanted and let him go
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She didn't like me calling her woman all of the time. I didn't even know her name.
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    LOL that's funny.

    More so because he didn't know my name, not because he called me woman, lol.
  • faysalubit
    faysalubit Posts: 272 Member
    edited May 2017
    tjkita wrote: »
    She didn't like me calling her woman all of the time. I didn't even know her name.

    Terrible in grammar
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
    Isn't as good as he thinks.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    The woman didn't have dinner made on time so I kicked her useless @$$ out into the streets!!
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    tjkita wrote: »
    The woman didn't have dinner made on time so I kicked her useless @$$ out into the streets!!

    Mac n cheese baby, mac n cheese! Some people would appreciate that!
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She didn't like Kraft Dinner
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    He always crafted beer :(
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She doesn't like craft beer
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
    He never understood my affair with wine
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She drank too much wine and would pass out before I came home.
  • faysalubit
    faysalubit Posts: 272 Member
    She always drunk ..
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    No beer.

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