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We broke up because...

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  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    I never got the idea we had been dating!!
  • Muscle_for_Fitness
    Muscle_for_Fitness Posts: 2,198 Member
    She was a little slow to catch on
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  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    He wasn't down with that fact I would fart in the bed and let him lift the covers... ahahahahahahhahhahhahahaaaahhHahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahbahahahahhaahahhahba
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    "I fart in your general direction" :D
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She was Gassy
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    She was Gassy

    Lmao he wouldn't buy me beano
  • faysalubit
    faysalubit Posts: 272 Member
    She stole my Beano ..
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    Ahhahahhahhahahhaha whahhahahaha my bad
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  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    A_MariposaDream wrote: »
    He wasn't down with that fact I would fart in the bed and let him lift the covers... ahahahahahahhahhahhahahaaaahhHahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahbahahahahhaahahhahba

    i see. Now i am sure i never want to look up your browser history :D

    Ahahhahahaha ahahhaha my bad
  • A_MariposaDream
    A_MariposaDream Posts: 4,176 Member
    happimess1 wrote: »
    A_MariposaDream wrote: »
    He wasn't down with that fact I would fart in the bed and let him lift the covers... ahahahahahahhahhahhahahaaaahhHahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahbahahahahhaahahhahba

    i see. Now i am sure i never want to look up your browser history :D

    I am peeing my self laughing so bad and crying!!
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  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    He never kept me hydrated
  • Abhi_131196
    Abhi_131196 Posts: 1,574 Member
    She used to pee every time i tickle her...
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Tickled too hard
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    Abhi_131196 wrote: »
    She used to pee every time i tickle her...

    That was, like, a secret!!! :D hahaha! You are so bad!!

    She kept calling me a troll
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Liked golden showers and i couldn't perform under pressure
  • Abhi_131196
    Abhi_131196 Posts: 1,574 Member
    edited May 2017
    She was jealous even after being crowned the most beautiful girl in the history of r ever.... @Svanel
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    Abhi_131196 wrote: »
    She was jealous despite being the most beautiful girl in the history of r ever....

    He never put the toilet seat down! He thought i was jealous but oooh that toilet seat! :D
  • Abhi_131196
    Abhi_131196 Posts: 1,574 Member
    She always dragged me in bathroom just to show the toilet seat
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    edited May 2017
    Abhi_131196 wrote: »
    She always dragged me in bathroom just to show the toilet seat

    He told me i couldn't wear my kigurumi in public. I was very peeved.
  • Abhi_131196
    Abhi_131196 Posts: 1,574 Member
    I was possessive and she wanted open relationship
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    A bit obsessive with his use of zip ties
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    The zip ties were never tight enough
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    she bruised my wrists and ankles with those darn zip ties.
  • Abhi_131196
    Abhi_131196 Posts: 1,574 Member
    Svanel wrote: »
    she bruised my wrists and ankles with those darn zip ties.

    Never understood others POV
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    he started wearing my clothes
  • Abhi_131196
    Abhi_131196 Posts: 1,574 Member
    Svanel wrote: »
    he started wearing my clothes

    She had problem sharing things
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    he said i was very stingy lol

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