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We broke up because...
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ALways dressing me up in purple undies0
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Stole my purple undies0
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Took up too much counter space for his beard products0
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Threw all my shoe fetish mags away0
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Kept using my beard conditioner for her hair0
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He used all the conditioner for his beard and I had to go out looking like a brillo pad.0
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Her head wasn't the only thing Brillo!
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She complained about my beard products costing more than rent0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Her head wasn't the only thing Brillo!
An how do we know that......1 -
She claims that we never had a thing0
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hankpick77 wrote: »She complained about my beard products costing more than rent
He prepped and hogged all the bathroom time!0 -
She cheated one me with lilwolfe0
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He wouldn't let me french braid his beard
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She said my beard tickles the back of her neck0
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I tried to help with putting little bows in his beard and she got jealous, they were her bows.0
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He was always in back of me like a Creeper!0
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She quit letting lilwolf use her bows0
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He apparently enjoyed having Lilwolf put bows in his beard
He was too pretty!0 -
She refused to put pretty pink bows in my beard!0
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He didn't like the red ones I picked out! ;p0
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Everything just had to be red....0
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She set my goldfish free0
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Always stealing the gold fish out of my pond0
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Was always overfilling the pond0
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Thought goldfish could fly0
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Served me Goldfish for dinner0
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Said my perfectly cooked fish was full of bones
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I accidentally left all of her Lisa Loeb cassettes in the car and they melted...0
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We didn't. .he's in the basement with 2 broken ankles..poor thing0
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We didn't I'm also in her basement. She flipped me over now I'm just stuck here.1
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