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We broke up because...
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He always wanted my boobies hanging out0
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She never wore a brassiere0
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I thought she was talking about ice cream but apparently she wanted me to wear a bra0
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Cause she never even called me by my name.0
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He tried to call me Bubba instead of my real name0
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We broke up because she lived in the past, all she wanted to do was watch Leave it to Beaver and the Andy Griffith show.
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She was Senile and couldn't tell the difference between Boy's & Girls!0
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Caught her peeing in a closet0
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She would never fix her toilet and didn't like when I set up a bucket in the mop closet!0
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Wouldn't listen when I told her that wasn't a bucket it was my grandma's urn and I don't have a broom closet, it was the pantry
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OOOps Sorry!!!
I accidentally peed on her Grandma
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »OOOps Sorry!!!
I accidentally peed on her Grandma
Not only that, but she sat on my grandpa when he visited (he's in a wheel chair) and took a dump all over him and wiped with his tie....
She seriously needs glasses 1 -
She wears my Glasses to look smart!0
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We broke up because her bad bathroom manners got us kicked out of LonniJay's place for good, and then we had no one who would let us visit!0
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Only because none off our other friends could handle her quackedy quack quack1
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She ran all my friends off, now I have none.
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She didn't like me sharing videos of @FabulousFantasticFifty's bathroom related shenanigans with all her friends... Said it scared them away0
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She had a tv in the bathroom
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I didn't know he had a special video recorder hooked up to the TV in the bathroom.0
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I was born in the 70's, I listen to music from the 80's, I dress like I'm from the the 90's and unfortunately, she's only into millennial love...
#OutOfTouch1 -
He doesn't like younger girls0
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She was too young for me0
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He thought I was too old!0
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She was too young for me.0
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He was always Stretching the Truth1
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She didn't want wine at dinner..
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She just was not flexible enough
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I couldn't get over the vest-no-shirt look. Pantsless was fine though.0
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she wanted me to wear my pants to tight...0
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He didn't like purple nurples0
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