We broke up because...

iTim__

She snapped into a Slim Jim if you know what I mean.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Yeah...That was his problem too!

littlewolf3785

Her backup was slim Jimmy

FabulousFantasticFifty

And she ate it!

littlewolf3785

The dog ran away with it, never got to it.

ParadigmShifter

she couldn't handle my guilty pleasures

iTim__

His guilty pleasures include watching reruns of The Golden Girls.

DasItMan91

He tried to make me watch Lifetime.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He would never watch Falalala Lifetime with me during the Holidays

littlewolf3785

I was more a murder mystery kind of girl

TonyB0588

Never broke up with anybody.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was still dating all the Girls since High School

LonniJay

She burried her first husband in the yard and I found him while burying the second

littlewolf3785

She made me help her bury the second

LonniJay

I no longer wanted to be in @FabulousFantasticFifty's harem

projectsix

Found out he was a dude

FabulousFantasticFifty

He apparently was!

LonniJay

He made me realize I wasn't into dudes

RunHardBeStrong

I was a dude, she wasn't into dudes

FabulousFantasticFifty

Planned our Honeymoon to be at a Dude Ranch

AbetheSamurai

Got annoyed of my ninja sounds randomly walking around the house

FabulousFantasticFifty

I got annoyed that he was a Wannabe Ninja period!

littlewolf3785

He was always complaining about his annoyance of new things. I gave up!

NLP6618

I would break up with her too. *kitten* don't drink my coffee. Lol

LonniJay

She didn't like my complaining

slimgirljo15

His wife said I wasn't good enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was in danger when around her because of some angry Women.

littlewolf3785

She got a mob of angry women to chase me in the mall.

LonniJay

She belonged to someone else and he moved before I could kill him

ParadigmShifter

She wouldn't eat tacos wrapped in Frillies with me