We broke up because...
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She liked white guys more than black guys......*kitten* racist......0
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He wouldn't give it to me daily0
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She took metaphors literally...
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He spoke only in metaphors0
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She spoke to People who weren't there0
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She wanted to be spoken to.0
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He acted like he couldn't hear me0
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Something she said, I think. I wasn't listening.0
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Sad story really.
He didn't hear the train coming!
Good thing he had that Life Insurance, I'm set for Life! Woot!!! :0 -
Long story, but basically...I lost my train of thought; she committed insurance fraud.0
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He pressed charges0
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She referred to her lady parts as "charges" and didn't like me poking around.0
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He was trespassing way over on the wrong side of the property line!
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She had property... Much too rich for my blood0
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She paid for stuff with her blood.0
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He was always asking my blood type and I got uncomfortable when I caught him sharpening his canines with a file!0
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When I asked if anyone wanted the last slice of pizza, she said "Me."0
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because she pretended to share, but her it wasn't in her heart0
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Her motto was 'what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine'0
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hahaha never!
She reallly didn't know me0 -
Always taking my stuff0
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he lost it, I didn't take it, and he blamed me0
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She was always eye/ing me0
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LOL
her humor was great , but her temper greater0 -
Always threatening to "poke" my eye out0
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Caught him poking the neighbour
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She was poking everyone... Couldn't throw a rock without hitting someone she poked.
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I never understood her Reasoning0
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All good things must come to an end...0
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Never he's mine and will remain mine forever ..cue maniacal laughter
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