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She wore a chastity belt and didn't have the key1
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He only trained his one arm0
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I had a crush till he took his mask off
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Screamed when I washed off my makeup0
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Was always leaving lipsick on everything0
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Didn't like my shade of Red0
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Yeah especially the time she put it on her eyebrows.0
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Too uppity0
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She was always paddling me with that racket!
Kinky Girl!0 -
Too rude0
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Too proper.0
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Sexier than me
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He thinks Tim is Sexy2
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She told me I was her anchor.
Then threw me off the boat. I didn't realize she meant literally.0 -
She took me off her Life Insurance Policy0
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Like a good neighbor, I don't really care.0
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She wore same deo as my mother does0
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He was only with me because I reminded him of his Mother 0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He was only with me because I reminded him of his Mother
I told ya u r motherly
She was too good for me0 -
He had mommy issues0
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I m still confused, are u HE or SHE0
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He didn't know the difference between an innie or an outie0
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Her outtie was a bit disappointing0
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Her mosquito bites were innies0
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She was into pegging
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He was into egging0
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She didn't look like MEGAN0
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Too promiscuous0
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Girl_With_Muscles_ wrote: »She had a basement full of hot men but I wasn't allowed down there
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Was always with a parade of men0
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