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She was responsible for me getting collared for her crime!0
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She expected me to bail her out of jail0
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She ran off with my Bondsman0
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He wouldn't feed the baby while I was out!
The bottles were in the fridge!!!0 -
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He had a problem with me having Male Strippers at my Girls Night Out Parties!0
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she tried to get me to strip, too0
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She showered with all of her clothes on!
Seriously... ALL HER CLOTHES!0 -
she couldn't handle me after I stripped0
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she'd try to take pics of me when I was showering naked, so I had to wear clothes.0
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He didn't listen to me correctly about what I wanted for the honeymoon.0
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She married Jeanie instead0
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say what? Thanks for letting me know. .. always the last to know. Annulment please!
Broke up because SHE never asked me, lol.0 -
She was Getting Married to people she doesn't know0
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He was already married!0
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She wouldn't try scissoring0
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She wasn't very good at limbo dancing0
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I could kick higher and harder...0
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I accidentally kicked them in the head
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She pretended to be a kicker for a pro football team.0
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We broke up because he always forgot everything0
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She remembered everything, like down to what I wore daily everything!!0
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She stained all my white clothes!0
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Loved her clothes more than me0
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Caught him trying to wear my clothes0
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I didn't know we broke up
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Didn't even know we were an item?0
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She didn't find my stalking very attractive0
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Didn't like her trinkets she left behind for me to see.0
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