We broke up because...

Tigg_er

Cause I was an Old Hippie

LonniJay

His long hair kept getting in my food

Abhi_131196

Her eyes distracted me a lot

liftorgohome

She smoked too much pot.

littlewolf3785

he was trying to grow it in the front yard for the neighbors to see.

liftorgohome

She cut my plants down and smoked them all.

princess0lexi

Nishiix

People thought I was dating a peacock.

liftorgohome

She always left the toilet seat down.

littlewolf3785

He always left the toilet seat up

liftorgohome

She always crop dusted me when I was showering

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liftorgohome

She kept doing a dutch ovens when I was sleeping.

projectsix

He'd lift more weight than me and it made me feel inadequate

RunHardBeStrong

He mixed almonds into my pistachios, that just won't do.

striderb

She has a mixed nut phobia

BeefyUk

He was always touching my nuts

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like getting Adventurous with props

DWBalboa

We were to much like a 70's R&B song, it was never meant to last.

liftorgohome

She kept eating all of my nuts.

LonniJay

His nuts weren't good

cariduttry

i'm allergic to nuts.

BeefyUk

She was allergic to me

LonniJay

He had a sneezing fetish

BeefyUk

She was far too vanilla

LonniJay

His hands are small and weak and he could never strangle me hard enough

projectsix

She was a deviant and always tried to get me to do all this .. stuff. I have PTSD from it now. The nightmares never stop.

RunHardBeStrong

He pushed me out of bed during several of nightmares. I had enough.

projectsix

Wouldn't let me lick her feet anymore, said it got "too much" .. was only every few hours. She's selfish.

Nishiix

He was selfish and didn't care about what I wanted.