We broke up because...

projectsix

Actually thought she was a wolf and was always howling at the moon

mrwineismybf

Stole my son's Hoodie and wouldn't give it back

littlewolf3785

I am a wolf, I come out to play at night!

He didn't like my play bite.

liftorgohome

She wouldn't take off her hoodie during sex

littlewolf3785

He didn't like my mysterious ways

liftorgohome

She always bit my neck during sex

projectsix

littlewolf3785 wrote: »

He didn't like my mysterious ways

Kept uploading pics to MFP that looked like she was bleeding out of her head

tjkita wrote: »

She always bit my neck during sex

I don't actually think we were ever together, at least I sure as @#$% hope not.

liftorgohome

lol got mad when I threw and empty beer at her for dinner being late

littlewolf3785

He didn't like my cast iron skillet with his name on it!

schtump

she took a selfie and the shadow of her phone is in the picture.

littlewolf3785

He was always saving his food for later in his beard.

SojournerThirteen

She couldn't handle the tickle from my stash on her Australian parts

Egger29

Perpetual Moustache Burn

Nishiix

He stole my stash and booked it.

BeefyUk

She two timed me

SojournerThirteen

She always wanted a piece of me... couldn't get any rest (still love her regardless) lol

Nishiix

He misunderstood what I meant by "take me away from here".

Muscle_for_Fitness

Couldn't handle road trips

A_MariposaDream

Because round 2 has came yet!

projectsix

She was adamant that I was gay

FabulousFantasticFifty

He used to date Adam Ant

DasItMan91

I didn't know who Adam Ant was

slimgirljo15

He ..he..oh..it's too horrible to say

Nishiix

They were too secretive and wouldn't open up.

NYactor1

She was always talking about being open...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He opened my Diary and read it!

DWBalboa

She didn't like my toys.

littlewolf3785

His toys were expensive and loud

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't approve of her "Toys"
Also Expensive and loud!

Abhi_131196

Too ladylike... Not my kind