We broke up because...
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Actually thought she was a wolf and was always howling at the moon0
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Stole my son's Hoodie and wouldn't give it back0
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I am a wolf, I come out to play at night!
He didn't like my play bite.0 -
She wouldn't take off her hoodie during sex0
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He didn't like my mysterious ways0
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She always bit my neck during sex0
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Kept uploading pics to MFP that looked like she was bleeding out of her headlittlewolf3785 wrote: »He didn't like my mysterious ways
I don't actually think we were ever together, at least I sure as @#$% hope not.She always bit my neck during sex
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lol got mad when I threw and empty beer at her for dinner being late0
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He didn't like my cast iron skillet with his name on it!1
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she took a selfie and the shadow of her phone is in the picture.0
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He was always saving his food for later in his beard.0
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She couldn't handle the tickle from my stash on her Australian parts
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Perpetual Moustache Burn0
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He stole my stash and booked it.1
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She two timed me0
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She always wanted a piece of me... couldn't get any rest (still love her regardless) lol0
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He misunderstood what I meant by "take me away from here".
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Couldn't handle road trips
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Because round 2 has came yet!0
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She was adamant that I was gay0
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He used to date Adam Ant 0
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I didn't know who Adam Ant was0
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He ..he..oh..it's too horrible to say
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They were too secretive and wouldn't open up.0
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She was always talking about being open...0
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He opened my Diary and read it!
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She didn't like my toys.
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His toys were expensive and loud0
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I didn't approve of her "Toys"
Also Expensive and loud!
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Too ladylike... Not my kind0
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