We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like Ladies

littlewolf3785

She was all foxy lady

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted me to be​ a Plain Jane

Muscle_for_Fitness

Always gave me the puppy dog eyes to get what she wanted

FabulousFantasticFifty

He'd never give me what I asked for

Essenzook

Her wish list was pretty d*mn long!

mrwineismybf

She would never share the swing

Abhi_131196

Only intrested in swing

Essenzook

She always wanted to sit in my lap

mrwineismybf

She said I was to big for her lap

Abhi_131196

She said i was too big

TabithaCheesecake

Hey got offended when I looked perplexed and questioned 'you call that big?'

SojournerThirteen

Everywhere we went she was measuring guys' ....you know down there. Wayyyyy to embarrassing anymore!

Abhi_131196

Her mind was always in a gutter (i m 6feet and a bit more,...... u know that i was talking about my body ) @TabithaCheesecake

Nishiix

He wasn't 6ft 5.

SojournerThirteen

She was constantly comparing her worth to wine

Nishiix

Wine ages finely.
I did not.

SojournerThirteen

She argumentative too

littlewolf3785

He didnt like my arguing skills

BeefyUk

Argued over nothing constantly

slimgirljo15

No way we split ..he's in my basement

BeefyUk

Hahaha.....captive ??

Nishiix

She kept going into her basement when I wanted cuddles!

slimgirljo15

BeefyUk wrote: »

Hahaha.....captive ??

Hey..Robster ..

She was too clingy

BeefyUk

Never reciprocated with the cuddles

littlewolf3785

He was always looking in the mirror like he was Gaston or something. I think he secretly loved himself more than me.

cariduttry

she couldn't deal with me breaking out in disney songs every time i went to the pub

littlewolf3785

She was always hanging out in the pubs, singing tunes. (always out of tune as well) couldn't spit perfectly in a bucket either.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She bought me a Spittoon for our Anniversary

littlewolf3785

She forgot I existed for our anniversary