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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wouldn't care for me when I broke both arms!
  • evilpoptart63
    evilpoptart63 Posts: 397 Member
    I need help! She had a problem with that too! Haha
  • evilpoptart63
    evilpoptart63 Posts: 397 Member
    Oh sorry I double posted. Skip me and do him!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was Evil alright!
    She threw out all of my Toaster Strudel
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Caught her eating out of the rubbish can :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Talked nothing but Rubbish aka TRASH!!!
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    She had a potty mouth
  • ManimalLover
    ManimalLover Posts: 83 Member
    I showed up one day and she was dressed like my grandmother.
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    She didn't like I was into fitness
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He lived at the Gym!
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    She didn't wanna bench as much as I did
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    He liked to show off in front of the mirror when he used the free weights
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She stole my photo ;)
  • aredclift
    aredclift Posts: 6 Member
    EVERY TIME that they came over he would take his shoes off and put them on my glass coffee table. That sounds fine in theory, but let me tell you something, sweetie. That coffee table was given to me by my German great-grandmother that didn't speak a lick of English (we communicated in Morse Code). In other words, that table was worth more to me than its weight in gold (and it was a really heavy table at that). Add this to the fact that he seemingly forgot to add washing his feet to his hygiene routine, and you have a mess on your hands hun. So, not only did I have to wipe down my doggone table every time he decided to put his hideous walking utensils on my most prized possession, but I had to wear a HAZMAT suit and/or a gas mask along with the same pair of gloves that they used to clean of Chernobyl. After years of begging to EITHER a) stop putting his haymakers on my gosh darn table OR b) clean them things, he decided that he had had enough of my "pointless" pestering and decided to find someone who could handle those bulls in a china shop.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was on some high octane drugs
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    She wouldn't share the drugs
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She sold perscription drugs to people
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2017
    He was a mean *kitten* :o
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Ouch. All she did was complain so I kicked her out the door.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    tjkita wrote: »
    Ouch. All she did was complain so I kicked her out the door.

    Sorry thought that would just be converted to *kitten*

    He smelt like old cheese and sweat..eww
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She would eat my famonder cheese.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    tjkita wrote: »
    She would eat my famonder cheese.

    It was delicious ..
    I couldnt watch him eat his own fumunda cheese..*gag*
  • jheitz07
    jheitz07 Posts: 17 Member
    She ate his fumunda cheese.
  • Unavita11
    Unavita11 Posts: 236 Member
    He stole my cheese. So rude.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She ran off with the neighbour
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    She took the neighbor, locked him in the closet and threw away the key.
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    was too cute to argue with
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    I couldn't keep up with her
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    I was too fast for him
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
    He was always on the go.

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