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We broke up because...
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SarcasticBlondie wrote: »He always wanted threesomes, but insist I watch from the corner.
Didn't understand "Time Out" in our Girl's School role play.0 -
He was giving his digits to other girls0
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Her digits was one of his numbers0
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I thought digits were fingers... and she liked mine... guess I was wrong.0
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He just flipped me the finger one day and walked out0
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She did the same0
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I was always catching her sitting on ballz
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She didn't want to do it in the Ballz pit at the Mall.0
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Has asked me to bleach his *kitten*0
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Wanted to blow dry my *kitten* with a red straw0
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We looked too much alike... people kept mistaking us for twins... now BACK to the top, little thread, back to the top you go!0
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He kept making his Twin step up for sexy time
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She didn't invite her twin friends0
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I am allergic to cats0
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Kept trying to suck a *kitten* through a straw0
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He was getting a little too comfortable with his *kitten* talk!
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She disappeared in a stampede1
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She never wanted to accompany me to the "Running with The Bulls"0
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She was gored during the running of the bulls by a long horn!0
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He ran me down with his big Texas Longhorns
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She pimped me out of a big white caddy!0
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I made him sell his Sled to feed the Children instead0
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She made me give up my dreams of the Iditarod for a family.0
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He ran off with the Nanny one day!
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Nanny was the name of our Huskie0
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He took the dog out for a walk one night and never returned0
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I took the dog for a walk and she moved the whole house while i was gone!0
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When he insisted on another Sunday Dinner at McDonalds I had had it, so I hooked up the Trailer and the kids and I were outta there!
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It was bad enough to have to shop with her, a woman trying on clothes, but add to that the additional flexing in the outfits, it just ate up all my time0
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