We broke up because...
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She was too innocent0
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She couldn't even play the part0
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She was too needy0
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She didn't like cheese0
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I was allergic to nuts0
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She often confused me with my twin.,.
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Didn't like the cray cray in me0
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She dressed up as a crayfish on weekends1
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She always wanted to be superman when we roleplayed0
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She smelled like crayfish all the time0
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She was always wearing my Wonder Woman uniform0
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She didn't like strong women0
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I was too much for her0
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I interpreted her restraining order against me as playing hard to get...1
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He was always worried about clipping other people's wings0
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According to her, showering daily is mandatory not optional...0
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Always leaving feathers everywhere0
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He didn't like my father boa!!0
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She wouldn't let me paint her toes.0
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He never answered my questions0
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She had weird fetishes0
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She kept listening to Backstreet boys wherever we went0
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Had no fetishes
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She had a glass eye0
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The safe word didn't apply with her0
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She ate all my tacos and hot sauce0
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She hides her taco from me0
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His stashe tickled too much2
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