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We broke up because...
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It was a couple things... she took her tongue away from me... and she kinda made everything black and white!0
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It was always black and white. No color.0
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She said I was too pale for her.0
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He tried to bite me on my neck, said it was to save his life.0
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She was obsessed with twilight0
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What can I say, Team Edward! I wanna sparkle!1
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She was too bright for me0
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She was a stepford wife0
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SuperStampede wrote: »1Wildthang wrote: »He was getting too finger happy
LOL!! I'm calling BS... there is NO SUCH thing, @1Wildthang !! Your lying... why'd we break up!?! :-(
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She was pycho and wouldn't accept that I dumper her crazy @ss.0
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He didn't like my psycho pseudo personality0
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That ball is permanently attached to her *kitten*.. it was too hard to go out together0
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Ate all my buttered biscuits.1
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She said my biscuits were like hockey pucks!0
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She wouldn't let me lick her biscuits0
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he wanted to lick everyone's biscuits!!!!0
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She threw out my biscuits0
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He never served gravy with his biscuits!0
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1Wildthang wrote: »SuperStampede wrote: »1Wildthang wrote: »He was getting too finger happy
LOL!! I'm calling BS... there is NO SUCH thing, @1Wildthang !! Your lying... why'd we break up!?! :-(
Awwwwwwww... That is TOO Sweet!! No Breaking UP!!! :-D1 -
He ate all the gravy before the biscuits were done0
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blind date gone wrong0
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He wouldn't share his grilled cheese sandwich with me1
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was allergic to cheese0
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She was lactose intolerant... I LOVED cheese on EVERYTHING!0
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she was always cutting the cheese0
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He was always melting0
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she drive to drive over me0
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She inappropriately uses the word "drive" sometimes when writing...0
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Cried when I bit him..geez princess it was a little love bite0
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She looked like an elderly lady Gaga0
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