We broke up because...
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I just couldn't deal with her constant Type-os0
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The booze wore off?1
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He wouldn't stop drinking from his flask0
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I just couldn't ,, I just wouldn't1
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He was exchanging hearts with someone else!0
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She kept ignoring my hearts
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He belonged to many, no one woman could tame him1
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He belonged to many, no one woman could tame him
Turn me loose darlin I'll never be the same
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She was always trying to tame me!0
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She thought I was a She0
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He had softer legs than me!2
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She never trimmed Down There. It was like french-kissing a wookie!0
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He tried to kill me in the Matrix.0
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Wanted me to call him Neo in the boudoir1
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The only drink at his house was prune juice0
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He said he'd teach me to dive..I didn't expect a brick tied to my feet
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She told me she would teach me how to kiss, then she turned around and bent over and told me to KMA0
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He called me a He one too many times!0
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He called me the only fish in the sea, then left me for a freshwater fish.0
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She..ohh god it's too horrible to repeat
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Hey there was a HE there but you scared him off and I misfired0
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Misfired all the time
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He was always misfiring and firing way to soon!
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She was too sloooowww 0
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She wouldn't take the time that I needed
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I didn't fire enough for her.0
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He wanted to become a celibate monk 0
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She couldn't get pass my excitement to be with her0
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