We broke up because...
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He only got excited for Blondes0
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Was always excited, wouldn't stop humping my leg
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Her tongue wasn't tongue enough for my... needs.0
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Was only interested in my tongue.. didn't care for the rest of me!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He only got excited for Blondes
I've made 2 red heads in my life0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He only got excited for Blondes
I've made 2 red heads in my life
I never understood him
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He only got excited for Blondes
I've made 2 red heads in my life
I never understood him
cause you never listen 0 -
Always talks with Food in his mouth
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So you think I just drag my bum on the gravel
Mumbled .. I couldn't understand a word0 -
Tragic selfie accident0
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Always had gravel on her asss!1
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Thinks the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory' is funny 0
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Kept telling me to out the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again0
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Had no sense of humor and hated Sheldon!
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Always laughed at everything I said0
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He never realized I was mocking his Humor0
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I ran off with his wife.0
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Didn't like my belly button.0
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Belly button smells0
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His wife didn't like me.0
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He found the antidote0
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She tried to poison me.0
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He labeled all the poison bottles with literary references just to confuse me.prunejuice73 wrote: »Her husband found out No ring, no worries. 0
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Poison, sedative, he was always so dramatic about my ways of keeping him around0
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Kept walking up to me in those shades and demanding I take either a red pill or a blue pill... I only wanted coffee!0
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He didn't trust the coffee I made was just coffee. So paranoid0
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The coffee she made was never just coffee.0
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