We broke up because...
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I just wanted to go half! Still won’t let me pay half the bill!0
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She didn't make anything but carrots for dinner.0
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he wouldn't let me call him William or even Bill I Am0
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I Was Sadly A ♈️1
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He wouldn't top taking selfies in bed.0
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He had too many groupies0
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She didn't like my dog0
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She ate all my Halloween candy0
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He was a human-eating pumpkin.0
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He always used a capo...0
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Because he wouldn’t go to masquerade with me.0
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She wouldn't remove her mask...ever...0
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He was pushy about me removing my mask!0
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thought she was the boss0
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Wouldn't approve my vacation time0
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was always out to lunch0
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Wouldn’t share her lunch!0
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Was always working over lunch0
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She only spoke using consonants...0
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Always had his face in a book0
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She always mispronounced the word Facebook...0
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was a keyboard warrior0
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She often swerved when I swayed...0
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he couldn't keep his hands off the neighbor0
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We were neighbors and apparently I couldn’t keep my hands off her husband...0
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was always looking at other men0
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She wasn’t into experimentation...0
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He liked farm animals0
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She jigs, ambles and lisps. She also nicknames God’s creatures...0
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