We broke up because...

tkyerxa

He says too many puns!

Tankiscool

tkyerxa wrote: »

He says too many puns!

Trying to be punny are we?

AliNouveau

His puns were just too cool for me

Bill9160

She was allergic to me

AliNouveau

He had this unhealthy obsession with pumpkins

danavelling

He wouldn’t take off his Halloween costume

danavelling

She

terrordawg

She stole my Halloween candy!!

AliNouveau

She stole my heart.
Like literally she took it and wouldn't give it back. I am typing this from beyond the grave....

AlistairBernardNormal

I thought it was real love, but it was only incorporeal .

Bill9160

He couldn't tune his guitar without a Snark

katerwedo

He was snarky to all of our friends

tkyerxa

She didn’t like my friends

Watching_The_Wheels

She was into square-dancing while I was strictly a trapezoid dancer...

AliNouveau

I caught him canoodling with Kelly in the backseat of her convertible

Watching_The_Wheels

She was attracted to men who are intellectually smart, physically attractive and have great sense of humor. I possess neither of these attributes...

AliNouveau

he was too smart for me. I like em dumb

katerwedo

We were both too dumb to realize how good we had it

Bill9160

I was dumb but she wanted dumber

george5911

katerwedo wrote: »

We were both too dumb to realize how good we had it

IDK, I was ghosted

katerwedo

Neither of them were smart enough to know what to do

AliNouveau

turned out she liked men after all

tkyerxa

Kept making fun of all my costumes

edge_dragoncaller

She was using me for revenge on katerwedo

Bill9160

Wouldn't stop playing D&D

katerwedo

played geeky board games all of the time

Watching_The_Wheels

She would sneeze in 4’s, hiccup in 6’s and burp in 8’s. I was more of an odd guy...

katerwedo

made absolutely no sense most of the time

AlistairBernardNormal

Said she didn't understand me.

katerwedo

who could understand him