We broke up because...
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She’s Was Always A Bit Confused😆😆😆0
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He made no sense0
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She made perfect sense0
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It was always a struggle to communicate0
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Although she appreciated the fact that I showered and shampooed on a daily basis, it bothered her that I didn’t use conditioner...0
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isn't it obvious0
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She vividly saw things that were never there...0
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he thought Batman was a superhero0
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he thought he was a superhero0
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Her response to any disagreement was always “It is what it is”...0
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He never responded to my questions0
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She didn't know how to cook.0
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he liked the boy next door0
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She licked the boy next door1
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he liked farm animals0
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She liked the boy's mother next door.0
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he liked the neighbors kitty0
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He made me mudwrestle the neighbors wife0
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She kept rolling around in the mud long after the match was over0
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He was allergic to mud.0
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AliNouveau wrote: »Hockey was her life. Her heart was frozen.
Oh wait mine was frozen too. Dammit I made a mistake
I blame the cold winters for our frozen hearts 😂0 -
As for you @katerwedo ... You know what you did...0
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She opened her eyes and saw what I look like.0
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He said I had poor taste0
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She said I was too metal 🤘0
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I Found A Dry Erase Board0
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He used permanent marker on my Dry Erase Board
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She Was Sharp As A Tack
And I Was Dumb As A Door Nail🤪😉
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