We broke up because...

Bill9160

plaid skirts were not a good look for him

Egger29

He kept pushing his Male Enhancement products everywhere.

slimgirljo15

Never happened.. we are still together

michael1976_ca

Because she tried to referee me vs a kangaroo

Bill9160

he was more interested in marsupials

Egger29

He was a he.

Watching_The_Wheels

Your inability to escape the sack...

katerwedo

always playing with his sack

epr31295

Never played with my sack!

katerwedo

couldn't find his sack

epr31295

She sent my sexy time videos with America's funniest videos!

Chael2dot0

Caught twerking for nickles at Walmart

katerwedo

he wouldn't stop watching animal porn videos

Chael2dot0

Have no love for dogs....

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She kept calling me an animal

katerwedo

never happened ...... we are still working on it

epr31295

Her idea of Sexy pillow talk was holding the pillow over my face!

katerwedo

couldn't get him to stop wearing that stupid clown nose everywhere he went

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She wasn't into role play

epr31295

I found out he was dropping his towel for anyone from Canada!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He was better at yoga than me.

epr31295

We both had the same best selfie side!

Bill9160

he didn't understand the meaning of no...or a lot of other words...

epr31295

He wanted to move back to Canada!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He wouldn't introduce me to Justin Trudeau

DawnOfTheDead_Lift

She had one of those life size japanese anime pillows that looked like Justin Trudeau

epr31295

When we took selfies together everyone thought she was taking a pic with her grandfather!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He kept asking me to call him Gramps.

PizzaFitness87

She said real chili has beans.

Bill9160

He didn't understand what real chili was