We broke up because...

TheMrWobbly

She saw right through me

slimgirljo15

He was transparent in everything.. no mystery..

slimgirljo15

Gustaaf85 wrote: »

Wait...What? When did we broke up?

Nooo, we didn't

calno8294

Because he’s been seeing someone else!

liftorgohome

She was too high maintenance, always wanting to super size her meals.

mattig89ch

He spent more time at the gym, then with me.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He was all doe eyed over some guy at the gym.

glovepuppet

He wanted to take me to see mamma Mia. Because "women like mamma Mia!"

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She thought I was a guy.

daniellam01

She beat me lol. But I still like her.

mattig89ch

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »

He was all doe eyed over some guy at the gym.

I have love enough for two.

(btw, very impressive stomach)

calno8294

You couldn’t handle my crazy.

liftorgohome

She caught me with her sister and wouldn't join in.

calno8294

Wouldn’t understand that I’m game just not with my sister.

JustaJoe00

she's grumpy, i'm not.

bellacelina2

he didnt like my cats ;-;

TheMrWobbly

She wanted me to wear whiskers and say miaow all the time

slimgirljo15

He wobbled when he should have wibbled

calno8294

He wouldn’t share his banana.

liftorgohome

She kept eating all of my banana's. She could fit a whole one in her mouth.

Cutemesoon

He kept trying to get me to stuff a whole banana in my mouth.

liftorgohome

She was bananas over another guy.

Cutemesoon

He was too concerned about my dealings with other guys.

s1im62

She was too concerned about my dealings with other guys.

daniellam01

He was always looking at the sky instead of me lol.

liftorgohome

He daydreamed too much

s1im62

She was the girl of my dreams, but she was married to my boss.

slimgirljo15

Married already

Keto_Vampire

Addictive personality...you know exactly what I am referencing

slimgirljo15

Keto_Vampire wrote: »

Addictive personality...you know exactly what I am referencing

:laugh:

Pfft as if I'd let you get away. scary thought eh?