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We broke up because...
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He was looking a bit off colour 🥴0
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She didn't like yellow mellow kind of guys0
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His brown eye was always twitching 🤔0
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She came to my office to give CPR training and asked my colleagues to practice giving CPR on her. I was mortified.
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Didn't let me use CPR on him...i only tried to make you feel better after your last breakup...jeez1
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Had a thing about wearing little black gloves 🤨0
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Bravissimocurves wrote: »Had a thing about wearing little black gloves 🤨
Well i was thaught not to leave fingerprints...0 -
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Had ocd 😏0 -
Bravissimocurves wrote: »😂
Had ocd 😏
i actually have1 -
could never have any of the damn bananas0
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I kept being number 2 to her, couldn't compete with the sloth0
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He kept sleeping with his one eye open, it freaked me out!0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »
haha ...then at least take the goggle off so ur eyeball is not so magnified and close lol0 -
Minion_training_program wrote: »
haha ...then at least take the goggle off so ur eyeball is not so magnified and close lol
Will do that next time0 -
Are you sure about that?
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Where did you find that old picture of me?0
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Took it from the one on your bedroom wall
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We never did, we are sooo happy right!!!
And you're telling Mrs wobbly about me this weekend right?1 -
She won’t stop groping me 24/7! 😏0
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Bravissimocurves wrote: »She won’t stop groping me 24/7! 😏
She kept throwing herself at me.. smothering me
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She kept asking me to look in her pouch.0
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Her groupies wouldn’t stop following her. We never had any time to ourselves!0
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She got me broke by just ordering food every day using my creditcard0
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Gold digger0
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She left me for a dingo0
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I went to The Joker without her0
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Everything was about the Joker I'm not a Joker fan.. It was too much0
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She always complained when I fed the dog tacos before bed.1
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Always about flexing his muscles, while all i want was a normal conversation0
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